"Who is this handsome man?" the little boy asks his mother, pointing at the picture of an athletic young man with a full head of dark, wavy hair.
"That’s your father," his mother says.
"Then who is that fat, bald man who lives with us?"
Friday, November 25, 2016
A Father and Son Joke
"Who is this handsome man?" the little boy asks his mother, pointing at the picture of an athletic young man with a full head of dark, wavy hair.
"That’s your father," his mother says.
"Then who is that fat, bald man who lives with us?"
When Bad Habits Pay!
"Can
you spare some change?" a beggar asks a passerby.
"No, I know you’re going to spend it all on vodka."
"No, sir, I don’t drink."
"Then you’ll gamble it away."
"No, I don’t gamble either, sir."
"Well then, you’re going to spend it on women."
"No, sir, I don’t spend money on women."
"Okay," the passerby finally agrees. "I’m going to give you 100 rubles, if you come with me. I want to show my wife an example of what can happen to a man who has no bad habits."
"No, I know you’re going to spend it all on vodka."
"No, sir, I don’t drink."
"Then you’ll gamble it away."
"No, I don’t gamble either, sir."
"Well then, you’re going to spend it on women."
"No, sir, I don’t spend money on women."
"Okay," the passerby finally agrees. "I’m going to give you 100 rubles, if you come with me. I want to show my wife an example of what can happen to a man who has no bad habits."
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